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My mom said: Honey, please go the market and buy 1 bottle of milk.
If they have eggs, bring
I came back with 6 bottles of milk.
She said:Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?
I said: Because they had eggs

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Two Best advices for safe life: 1. Always speak the truth, No matter how bitter and harsh it is.. 2. Run immediately after saying it…

A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. . . . Dad asked: “how did u feel?” . . . It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me” Moral: Take evrything...

what is the relationship between coffee shop and wine shop? Most of the love stories start at coffee shop and does at the wine shop...!`

Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. - Sardar says 2 mosquito.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality,ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness That day will be "APRIL 1st".

Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega.

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?

Me ja ja jovu hu, Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai, Ii thaaro kusur nathi, Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai, Holi Mubarak!